Ladies what is the most hilarious or most seductive thing a man has ever done for you?

Funniest thing was that when I was 12 I was at my cousins 13th birthday party and we were in the same grade and had the same friends. Well any way when he turned off the light in his room so we could have a dance party one of our friends who was pretty cute automatically got behind me and put his hand on my boob and then when I confronted him about it he told me he thought I was the lamp, which was obviously a lie. But I found his desperateness hilarious.